Flawless Beings 1

Hello, it has been forever since my last blog entry. But you know,  this is my blog and I write whenever I want to or if there’s something big that’s happened that I wanted to share with you all. In this case, it’s the latter and this news is something you’ve probably heard from other sources by now. Okay, here it goes…

BLAKE LIVELY AND RYAN REYNOLDS ARE MARRIED. *insert yawn/gasp/tears here*

So, yeah. With that news out, you now probably have an idea how shallow this blog post is going to be. Not that my other entries are deep or whatever... But you guys, Blake Lively is married to Ryan Reynolds. They are both ridiculously hot and good looking and now they’re married and they will probably have the most beautiful blonde babies the world has ever seen.

Now, you might wonder why this is big news to me (or you just really don’t care but I would like to explain myself anyway). Well, I’m simply fascinated by Blake Lively. I’ve been following stalking her love life ever since she became a household name because of Gossip Girl.  Plus, I’m a big fan because she has nice boobs and legs, which I’d really like to have.  

Boobs? Check!

Legs? Check!

And I always knew that it wouldn’t be long before she got married because the men she dated always seemed to fawn over her and her relationships last a really long time. I think she’s the ideal girlfriend who can cook, bake, or do whatever it is good girlfriends do. I mean she and Badgley lasted for 3 years(?)  and their break-up came so unexpectedly. I always thought they’d be married before Gossip Girl would end but we all know that would be a recipe for disaster (*cough*One Tree Hill *cough*). But it’s nice to see they are still both civil to each other even after that long history. And let us not forget that this girl managed to bewitch Leonardo DiCaprio who will probably be the next George Clooney because I don’t see any weddings in his future. The guy seems to be allergic to the very thought of it.

But Ryan Reynolds after Leonardo DiCaprio? Well played, Miss Lively. Well played.

Most of you might think, “Duh! Because she’s hot and is probably good in bed”.  Yes, that might be a big factor but that wouldn’t guarantee a long and happy relationship.

Jennifer Aniston, every single women’s (over 40) heroine.

Look at Jennifer Aniston. She’s hot but she’s always flitting from one man to another (Brad Pitt must have ruined all the other men for her). Thankfully, her current boyfriend finally put a ring on it after years in the singles’ pool.

Taylor Swift’s new album, Red, will probably have more songs about guys breaking her heart.

And don’t get me started on Taylor Swift. Yes, I love her to bits and she’s young (attractive, hot, etc., etc.) and she’s supposed to be enjoying her dating life but she can’t keep a man for 5 minutes (exaggerated but you get my point). With all these songs about ex-boyfriends, I used to wonder what was wrong with the guys she was dating but then I realized Swifty might have a problem herself. She might be the overly sensitive, you-didn’t-text-me-last-night-you-don’t-love-me needy kind of girlfriend but I wouldn’t know. Glad to see she's happy with her latest guy, Conor Kennedy.

So you see! Blake Lively is one of those hot people that you can take home... to meet your parents. But since this is Hollywood, I wonder how long this marriage will last. Remember, Reynolds used to tap this:

Scarlett Johansson

For reasons that will probably not matter me, Reynolds and Johnasson divorced after 2 years of marriage. But in Hollywood, past marriages don't matter as long as you can afford another wedding (or divorce depending if you're an optimist or pessimist).

 Congratulations to one of Hollywood’s hottest couples next to Johnny Depp and Amber Heard (please let this be true).

I end this shallow/superficial post here because the mediocrity of my writing abilities might give you cancer.